When you've had your fun, and your work is done,
You must not succumb.
I can feel you breathe. It's like a mega-weedge inside.
Please don't hide.

So mommy, if you please, me the pork roll egg and cheese, if you please,
On a kaiser bun.
Mommy, if you please, me the pork roll egg and cheese, if you please,
On a kaiser bun.

When the guava's drained, Eddie Dingle remains.
But we must further ourselves on.
So dynamic is life, staring into the sight's
Not right, but wrong in a good way.

So mommy, if you please, me the pork roll egg and cheese, if you please,
On a kaiser bun.
Mommy, if you please, me the pork roll egg and cheese, if you please,
On a kaiser bun.

When you've had your fun, and your work is done,
You must not succumb.
I can feel you breathe. It's like a mega-weedge inside.
Please don't hide.

So mommy, if you please, me the pork roll egg and cheese, if you please,
On a kaiser bun.
Mommy, if you please, me the pork roll egg and cheese, if you please,
On a kaiser bun.
Mommy, if you please, me the pork roll egg and cheese, if you please,
Kaiser bun. Pork roll egg and cheese