C C6
If someone stood up in a crowd
C C6
And raised his voice up way out loud
Dm/G G7
And waved his arm and shook his leg
Gdim G7
You'd notice him
CC6
If someone in the movie show
CC6
Yelled Fire in the second row
Dm/G G7
This whole place is a powder keg
Ab7 C
You'd notice him
C EmB7/EEm B7/E
And even without clucking like a hen
EmB7/EEm B7/E
Everyone gets noticed now and then
G/DD7 G/D
Unless of course that personage should be
D7/A D7/G G7
Invisible inconsequential me
G7
Cellophane
Mister Cellophane
C
Shoulda been my name
Mister Cellophane
G7
Cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
Ab7G7 C
And never know I'm there
I tell ya
G7
Cellophane
Mister Cellophane
C
Shoulda been my name
Mister Cellophane
G7
Cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
Ab7G7 C
And never know I'm there
C C6
Suppose you was a little cat
CC6
Residin' in a person's flat
Dm/G G7
Who fed you fish and scratched your ears
Gdim G7
You'd notice him
C C6
Suppose you was a woman wed
C C6
And sleepin' in a double bed
Dm/G G7
Beside one man for seven years
Ab7 C
You'd notice him
EmB7/E Em B7/E
A human being's made of more than air
Em B7/EEmB7/E
With all that bulk you're bound to see him there
G/D D7G/D
Unless that human bein' next to you
D7/A
Is unimpressive undistinguished
G7 Adim G7
You know who
Bb7
[whistle]
Eb
Shoulda been my name
Mister Cellophane
Bb7
Cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
B7Bb7 Eb
And never know I'm there
I tell ya
C7
Cellophane
Mister Cellophane
F
Shoulda been my name
Mister Cellophane
C7
Cause you can walk right by me
Look right through me
Ab7 C7 Dm
And never know I'm there
F/C C7sus4 C7FmDb7 F
Never even know I'm there
